what if I'm pregnant?
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It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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