ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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