Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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