I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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