Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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