On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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