brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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