doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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