honey bunches of taint.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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