You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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