glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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