Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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