Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
