I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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