How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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