Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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