Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
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I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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