I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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