i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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