are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
