I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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