State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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