I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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