margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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