The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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