dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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