Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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