so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
