And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The ass gains better be worth it
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