just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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