im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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