you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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