Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
not ubering you a puppy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
