Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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