I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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