Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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