if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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