you traded sex for a burrito?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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