just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Congratulations! We have a period
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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