What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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