VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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