It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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