The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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