what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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