OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what if I'm pregnant?
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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