I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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