Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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