Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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