Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
