where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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