were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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