Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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