I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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