I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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